‘Ya bugger me’ said Ned to Bob,
I don’t think I can stick this job,
Picking tates and filling socks,
And sweepin’ up and killing rats,
I said last night in bed to Janet,
I want to go an’ see the planet,
We’ve never been past Fosdyke Bridge,
Apart from when we bought the fridge,
I think King George was on the throne,
The year I passed a kidney stone.’

‘Do as you like’ said Bob, then stated,
‘I think you’ll find it’s over-rated...
I once went off to see abroad,
But mostly I was really bored.
I won the money on a horse,
I took the missus too, of course.
Paris, Bangkok, London, Rome,
But we was pleased to get back home.
It’s just a massive rubbish heap,
They just pick tates, kill rats and sweep.’

‘Plus the food is not that tasty,
If I were you I’d not be hasty.’