Shockhoodpeter - A Modern English Struwwelpeter

Nasty Stories and Horrid Pictures for Older Boys and Girls
Interactive version by Bob Neaverson

Dog: Yes, excuse me. I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to crimp one off.
Reptile Ron: Hahahaha C'mon there snakey
Dog: Oh That's better
Reptile Ron: Faster! Hohoho yes! C'mon faster snakey!
Dog: No, there's some more.
Reptile Ron: Giddy up! Oh yes!
Reptile Ron: Oh what a mess! Oh I am very disappointed in you snakey!
Dog: Oh dear.
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